Sonny Bono's Ski Adventure

Original game : Mega Man

Platform : NES

Author : Jackass & Adamzier

Release date : 28 February 2007

Category : Complete

Patch version : 1.0

Modifications : G, S, L, T

Downloads : 1461

ROM Information

Mega Man (USA).nes - NOINTRO
CRC32: 5DED683E
MD5: 4D4FFDFE7979B5F06DEC2CF3563440AD
SHA-1: 2F88381557339A14C20428455F6991C1EB902C99
SHA-256: 58FB9EF0C14C2947332929B9330D56C38A78040FD388274C39EFD84E8D5446C7

Hack description

In the creator's words:

"The Story:

Four Score and Seven Years Ago Godzilla Made a Rocket and sent all the monkies to Jupiter where they ate rocks and listened To Ooga Booga Music and then a giant turkey came outta nowhere and said ape tit and mario said pasta, and then he peed on his neighbors dog and then Explosion and I got a F on my Test Today and got 100 dollars for eatting Oil, and the cow jumped over the Moon and SPAGEHATTEI and That's Mama Luigi Too You Mario and then a gorilla said who are you suppoed to be and i said i was batman and everyone went moo and dieded THE END

Description:

This Hack is about pancakes, you have to ski as sonny bono thru six mountains and watch out for trees and then once you conquer the six mountains you can face the evil Barbra Streisand who lives in his closet and then crash into a tree & die"

Don't let that scare you away, it's a pretty good level hack, though it can be a little frustrating at times. Make sure you use savestates while playing this, it suffers from the same problem many Mega Man hacks have: when continuing after dying the screen will often be loaded with enemies. Also, the game locks up after defeating the final boss, it only prevents you from viewing the ending credits but be aware of it.

Contributions

Contributor	Type of contribution	Description
Jackass	Hacking
Adamizer	Hacking

Reviews

Sonny Bono's Ski Adventure - BAD	Dobu_GM	2024-01-21	Version 1.0
Sonny Bono's Ski Adventure Levels: Eh (occasionally BAD) Graphics: Eh (occasionally BAD) Music: Eh (Wily 2 is MM2 tune) Enemies: No Change Bosses: No Change Weapons: No Change Castle: Bad Difficulty: EASY-MEDIUM (some screens can be MEDIUM-HARD) Comments: Sonny Bono's Ski Adventure is as shallow as it is crude. Level design ricochets between being thoughtless and abusive, either giving you barren landscapes to run through or hammering you with swarms of enemies that bring the screen to a crawl. Stage layouts are the same as the original game so you'll know just how long levels will last, although that doesn't stop the experience from being annoying and bland. The cherry on top is that dying to the boss rush or final boss in Wily 4 softlocks the game, which puts it firmly in the "STAY AWAY" territory for me. The best thing about the hack is that the game over screen has the word "MASTERBATION" [sic] plastered across it, reminding you of a far more worthwhile activity than suffering through this juvenile detritus.

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